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Cristiano Ronaldo

Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.

Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.

Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.

The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"

"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."

"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
by Madridista1995 March 9, 2013
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Ronaldo Throw

This is where you steal any object from someone's hands (normally a microphone) and throw it in the river.
"I'm the best at the Ronaldo throw"
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ronardo

A person that has severe tesicular autism along with advanced cancer and who was raised by jihadists
Dude you're such a Cristiano "Ronardo"
by RikuYagami February 19, 2017
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Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep
Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?
Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.
by faizah December 1, 2007
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ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.
Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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ranald

Ranald is an upper class name that shows the person is either royalty or a late descendent of.

Ranald is not to be confused with the rather common and working class name of Ronald.
Did you know? Up until 1556 any persons that made the mistake of calling a Ranald, Ronald were either imprisoned or more likely beheaded! This was believed to be enforced during the reign of Henry VIII.
by Ewin MacDougal Lord of March 29, 2008
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