Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

3rd quarter

The quarter the Panthers quit doing what they were doing to start the game off, and the quarter they don't think to do what they will do to end the game. They finish the game, but they get into a slump just about every 3rd quarter.

The Panthers don't do too well in a 3rd quarter, and other teams know it.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021

three-quarter-sibling

1- First cousin and half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of mother and of uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of father and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.

Three-quarter-sibling.

by Jazigurn October 28, 2024

three-quarter-sister

1- First cousin and half-sister at the same time.
2- Daughter of mother and of uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
3- Daughter of father and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.

Three-quarter-sister.

by Jazigurn October 28, 2024

quarter among pennies

Token white person within in a group of minorities.

PoPo stopped us for no reason. Sure glad we had our quarter with us. He told his boy in blue we were straight.
It's always good to have a quarter among pennies.

by Domoviyr July 22, 2016

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024