pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016

McPack-A-Punch

Noun: Describing an original McDouble, packed with 4 chicken nuggets.

Ello mate, I want a large drink and a McPack-A-Punch to go.
1.1 LRG Drink
2. 1 McDouble
3. 1 Small Chicken Nuggets

by anonymous white guy April 15, 2011

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

Compass punch

The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).

*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*

E.R Nurse: "What happened"

Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"

E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"

by TheActualSlimShady April 12, 2016