Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Cum pump

When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while

Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth

Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

forehead pump

When too much blood and energy rushes to your brain when you're working out.

Whenever Vivian hits leg day hard on decline leg press, she gets forehead pumps.

Legends say even her sister has forehead pump.

by roomies123456 November 12, 2022

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Water pump

The WaterPump : originated from the outskirts of Toronto

It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.

- How the hell you describe that with no pic?

- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty

by Bushydo_br0wn November 15, 2021

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022