A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

Pud chugger

Dick sucker

"Jay is such a Pud chugger, guys naturally unzip as he walks by"

by Tw1ztidm1k3 August 21, 2022

Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

Pudge Pudding

Pudge Pudding comes from a pug, named pudge. His shite looks like pudding. Does not smell or taste like it, I repeat, don't taste it.

A- pudge made more pudge pudding.

by BubbyxxBuBbY December 29, 2020

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022