Parky pudding 

The sloppy excrement which is produced by the common native australian park dweller

John; Fuck chris check out the parky pudding behind the bin out the back.
Chris; shit john thats a serious amount of poop.

Parky pudding by Petertheprickeater August 16, 2016

Grundle puddle 

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.

Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle

Grundle puddle by poopy butt August 29, 2016

hug puddle

A puddle of unborn children

She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.

hug puddle by Local Dirtball February 14, 2018

Street pudding 

All kinds of drugs

You got that good street pudding?

Street pudding by Larry DonkBonkers October 19, 2020

pandemic pudge 

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.

pandemic pudge by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021

Cow puddle 

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.

Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!

Cow puddle by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021