Lings Primary School

Lings Primary School

It's a shit school

Send your child here if you want them to change into a Romanian of a Polish

Can't kick a football for shit
PE teacher Tom absolute baller
Head Teacher needs to brush their teeth and look in the mirror

Lings Primary School is 🤢🤢

by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019

Phungus prime

When your bumhole dreads fall off, then after a couple of hours grow up to three times in size.

Yo dude that phungus prime is huge, how is that even possible!

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020

Optimus Primer

You're doing a girl doggy style and you yell out when you're about to nut "Robots! Roll out!" Then the girl rolls over while making the "ch ch ch ch" transforming noise, shoves it in her mouth and you tell her "quick take the energon before Megatron sees us!" Then you cum in her mouth. She then holds your man gravy in her mouth, spits it in yours, lays back with her titties squished together and exclaims "The AllSpark, Bumblebee! Hurry! Put it in my chest!" And you spit spray it all over her titties

You don't know love until you give her an Optimus Primer.

by MilfywayGalaxy July 22, 2020

q-prime

Idea that the closed surface areas of the plane-of-reality are a set of uncountable primes.

Q-prime is a set of primes outside the formal set of primes.

The formal set was employed by Godel to form his undecidability theorem.

It constitutes an attention-theory-of-consciousness.

by sandraxine August 19, 2020

Hellcat Priime

Hellcat Priime, is the prime example of “overnight success”. With an undeniable drive and such strong entrepreneurial characteristics, it’d be easy for one to feel as though. Not only is Priime an artist, but he’s a businessman, funneling his talents and resources into his own empire used to take him to the top!

“Ayo you heard that new Hellcat Priime single?”

“Yeah it’s a certified slapper dawg”

by Mike huntingles October 11, 2020

Gods Prime Time

It has two definitions, it's either a guy with a charming personality and smart wit or it's a guy who is either always overdosing or always underdosing. They probably are hyper all the time and are a piece of work(hence the name). They are, usually speaking, batshit crazy in a good way.

PS: There is always one in a friend group.

-Man did you see Ata yesterday, he was through the fucking roof!
-Yeah, that's Gods Prime Time being Gods Prime Time.

by Atates January 10, 2021

fartimus prime

the prime of your fart, normally in the middle
how to spot it: when its more powerful, louder and stinkier

person: *farts*
person: i had a really good fartimus prime there

by Ur mum is a hobnob March 13, 2021