Pork Cup

Stimulating your ballsac with suction acupunctural therapy

Jack got blue balled too hard, so he had to get a pork cup to relieve himself

by Cr67 September 19, 2017

pork the core

South African for "Park the car".

Johan: Look there's the gorden morket. Can you pork the core?
Hansie: Yah, but eats getting dork and it might be hord to find a core pork.

by Geez whack December 4, 2021

poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 May 17, 2011

Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 6, 2011

Pork Chops

Slang for a man's sideburns

Look at the Pork Chops on that guy!

by trucdn June 13, 2009

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012

pork belly

is something you call somebody when the person is overweight

that rick guy is a total pork belly

by loachjohn June 8, 2009