Poke-Her Poker

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....

I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....

by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011

poker

n. A sufficient way of losing all of your money, five dollars at a time.

hey, wanna play some poker?
yeah, I got five bucks.

by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju July 27, 2007

online poker

a form of poker played bye a sideman(s) or a skidman(s) which takes no talent what so ever and is made for fat people to be good at and sit there while watching gay porn.

Don't be a sideman/skidman and play online poker.

by Fatty McFat Fat March 17, 2005

noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006

Phoner

A bulge in a pants pocket due to a cell phone.

Billy's phoner gave the ladies the wrong idea...

by adrizzle4rizzle December 28, 2005

Poker Night

When a group of guys ....(in highschool)....sit around at another guys house and masturbate and watch porn and other naughty things sometimes grls go to watch and that's okay.

Hey are you gonna go to poker night at dempsey's on sunday?
yea i can't wait

by kam&doh April 1, 2005