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porcelain vortex

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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Full-Percent

The state of euphoric charge by electricity where completion is at full capacity and can no longer accept charge.
How drunk are you?

I think my tank is on Full-Percent.

Hey bitch I got my money on Full-Percent.

This bud has me on Full-Percent.
by MIZIKAR November 2, 2014
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one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.
As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.
by sarysa October 20, 2012
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percolator

A popular dance song that was made in the late 80's to give meaning to the urban term of which simply means: Get this fucking party started and get things heated up for some sex later on in the evening.
You get to the party with your homeboys and see some hot mama's that you want to get down with. You say to your homies "Let's fucking percolate this parteee" AKA..........Get is going so we get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jimmy Foxazio July 31, 2004
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pernell

when a white guy has a large penis like a black guy
mary:boy that little albino midget sure pernelled me last nite i still hurt
by jammer-t October 17, 2008
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perculate

to make coffee in a "perculator" coffee machine. I think this is seriously a word that I've heard my grandmother say. Rappers didn't invent it, but I have no clue what they think it means!
by someone... September 13, 2005
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Porcelain mountain lake

Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".
"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."
by Kirk Bradford Myers June 9, 2007
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