Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of wintermug. A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.
It's not a toy.
It's not a toy.
by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021
Get the Gadget Pencilmug. by armed abortion February 15, 2022
Get the Pencil holdermug. by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021
Get the Pencilmug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug. by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009
Get the Pencil Slangermug. A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
Get the pencil monstermug.