Penalstache

Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.

I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011

pedalstrian

Ped-ahl'-stree-an. A bicyclist who prefers bike paths and purposely avoids riding on the street among motorized traffic - sort of in between a street bicyclist and a pedestrian. Pedalstrians generally seek the bucolic aesthetics of bike paths, the safer biking they afford, or both.

I became a dedicated pedalstrian after having been clipped by an inebriated motorist a couple years ago.

by 0100001100100001 August 31, 2012

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Penalty Slap

Punishment for olympic athletes not winning an olympic medal

Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings

by TheDoobAbides February 8, 2014

pedaldestrian

A cyclist that rides on the foot path

the pedaldestrian's are making it dangerous to walk on the footpath these days.

by naga flow June 10, 2015

penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017

pecalay

A rich boy who loves music and designs fashion .
He is very handsome and a lady attraction.

I am a pecalay.The girls love me

by Pecalay January 29, 2018