Parler

Facebook for people who believe it's their god-given right to say the N-word!

"Conservative gets banned from Facebook, Twitter, Youtube for saying the N-word

Conservative - Muh free speech, I'm going to Parler to avoid those big tech censors

by anotherstraydingo December 22, 2020

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005

parker

some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes

Kids on MTV dress like parkers.

by ManStyle December 17, 2008

Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parker

A ratty boy

Don't be such a parker

by Snootsmcgee August 23, 2017