Panda Express 

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

Panda Express by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013

Panda sex 

To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"

I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex

Panda sex by Drivenabout August 20, 2015

Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.

Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.

Panda Bear by youngcrockett October 27, 2009

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

Panda Bird by Paul November 24, 2003

panda pouch 

an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)

get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!

panda pouch by mcmuffin217 January 19, 2009

Panda Paws

Feet so dirty from walking outside without shoes they look like Panda paws.

Sheena left her shoes in his car but she walked home and came in with Panda Paws.

Panda Paws by Sky20051965 February 25, 2009

Panda-mandy

A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.

Comes from me.

A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."

Panda-mandy by Kelley April 9, 2004