poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009

poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

poofiss

A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.

Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!

by laxikool October 7, 2009

pooftenth

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

poofpoof

Slang term for the female genitalia. Well-known to the Native American. Cute term referring to the genitalia when talking to little girls.

Cover your poofpoof so we can't see it.

by Tina St.Claire September 3, 2007