Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.

"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."

by Hoody802 August 18, 2013

Percussion

Usually the section that gets a complement from other band directors, always talking, and never know where they are in the music.

I swear Mr. Srigley never says percussion does good, but Mr. Howell did.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson is a greek demigod, child of Poseidon and brother of Tyson the cyclops. He is in a relationship with Annabeth Chase, the architecture-loving daughter of Athena. He is very sassy, known to the fandom as Persassy.
His deep green eyes and jet black hair are his trademark features, and everyone loves him because he is annoying but lovable, not to mention has the cute nickname Seaweed Brain, given by his girlfriend, Annabeth.

Percy Jackson is an amazing book....
if you're in middle school 😁😂

by DaughterOfAthena2019 March 16, 2020

Percocet Pussy

That dank ass Percocet pussy.

When a female or other individual with a pussy places Percocet in their pussy to lure in unsuspecting males, females, nonbinary people, and in special cases animals. Beware of the Percocet pussy as it can turn a lesbian into a pesbian.

Percocet pussy victim: She not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pesbian (pushin' P, I'm pushin' P)

Regular human: Dude the Percocet pussy got Michael now he can only speak in pushin P.

by Thalazar Bedaople March 22, 2022

Perceiving

The state of being so high that you ascend to the level of perceiving as opposed to existing.

Yo, Edin is totally perceiving right now

by Maneanea October 15, 2022

nine percenter

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018