Skip to main content

Mud Oven 

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.
"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."
Mud Oven by schlockofages May 23, 2016

Dutch Oven Drive-Thru 

The act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. Usually done with the crappiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. Also known as the Dutch Oven On the Go.
Employee: Hi, Welcome to Yummy In Your Tummy, what can get for you.
Customer Yelling: Can i get a Cheeseburger with NO PICKLE!
Employee: *enters cheeseburger with no pickle*
Customer Yelling: I said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. NOT a cheeseburger
Employee: I apologize, I miss heard you but I'll fix that. Was that all for this order.
Customer Yelling: Do it right the first time and you wouldn't have to fix it!
Employee: I apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.

Employee: We need a Dutch Oven Drive-Thru for order 12-94.

Employee 2: *Picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to buttock and flatulates in bag, Hands to Yelling customer.*

Yelling Customer after driving off. Oh crap they gave me a Dutch Oven on the Go. I must've been their biggest jerk today.

Danish Oven 

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.
I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...
Danish Oven by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

dirty oven mitt 

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
dirty oven mitt by CR&J January 13, 2018

sleep oven 

When you want to have a sleep over and you typeoven” instead and all the Jews come over
Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?
sleep oven by PotatoNazi24 May 10, 2018

back oven 

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.
“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”
back oven by Back oven man May 10, 2020