onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 28, 2009

trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure February 25, 2005

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Skull-tears

He is an abstract artist. His name is Samuel but he call himself Sam. Sam has a lot of talent! He has a lots of hobbies (photography, writing poems, drawing) He is Asexual and homoromantic! He is an emo boy! He has a cat named Yoru means night in Japanese. He is also a weeb and a really big fan of Sonic! He is 18! Also you can't follow him if you : -15, support TWISTED-DOCTOR, ships pedophilia, racis, etc. Also never forget to read his DNA!

Do you know who is Skull-tears?
The emo artist?
Yes, Sam!

by Skull-tears fan April 26, 2021

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 21, 2012