A boner one erects while in the office working for the man. Too many office boners can ruin the reputation of the boner-e, unless he has the largest cock in the office.
Hey Bill, who did you bring with you to the meeting? Oh, no one, that's just my office boner.
Where's Tom? He's at his desk with his office boner.
Cindy, check out this office boner.
Where's Tom? He's at his desk with his office boner.
Cindy, check out this office boner.
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An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.
To have a very sensitive blood pressure.
by Ravenheart May 9, 2005
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2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.
2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.
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That white police officer is looking over here. Go 20 mph below the speed limit. You don't want to die
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