[Ninja] Seed

That marijuana seed that makes its way into your bowl/bong even after you're positive that you've meticulously sifted through and sorted all that bullshit out.

What's that taste? A ninja seed!

by Emdoubleyou February 7, 2009

majic ninja

One who practices the majic of the lotus. With hatchet held high, a dance for rain can bring down the firey sky. like "teh hatchet" a majic ninja is not judged by what he does, but how it is done. heed my words.

Theres only one thing left to do ... summon the majic ninjas!

by teh hatchet December 27, 2003

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

Ninja Swag

FiercelyAaron's term for someone with immense swag. Ninja Swag is the highest of swag you can obtain.

I serenaded her with my ninja swag.

by fiercelyaaron August 5, 2011

Ninja pipe

The unseen blowjob

' I gave my man some ninja pipe whilst he was studying

by Rinkax January 5, 2018

facebook ninja

One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"

Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago

Online Friends (0)

"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"

by Shinejah January 31, 2009

ninja hamster

Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations while having very large cheek pouches.

Holy crap! My cat just got jumped by a ninja hamster!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003