Milk Mustache 

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.

Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

Milk Mustache by The Dirtier One March 5, 2009

hockey mustache 

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

hockey mustache by claxer April 22, 2006

Dagger Mustache 

When a female can take an penis in her mouth to a male's pubic hair she will have a dagger mustache.

She took his entire penis in her mouth and it resulted in a dagger mustache

Dagger Mustache by El Sword March 18, 2011

Chester Mustache 

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

Chester Mustache by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009

Shitler Mustache 

The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator

Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.

Shitler Mustache by bravestsirrobin June 11, 2015

Irish Mustache 

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

Irish Mustache by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009

absence of mustache 

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.

Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.

absence of mustache by humphreymus April 21, 2009