Mushroom Cordial 

An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.

She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.

Mushroom Cordial by The Slowest Zombie March 6, 2009

Mud Mushroom 

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.

A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!

Mud Mushroom by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008

mushroom tattoo 

When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.

God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.

mushroom tattoo by Charlie Chuckles July 18, 2008

mushroom tattoo 

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom

Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.

mushroom tattoo by Sandy Fagina September 22, 2008

mushroom tatoo 

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

mushroom tatoo by irontwo April 27, 2006

mushroomhead 

well one of the best bands ever made ther a kick ass band from cleveland,ohio and started in 1993.

vocals:waylon/jeffrey nothing
guitar:pig benis
bass:gravy
keyboard:schmotz
samoler:stitch

holy shit mushroomhead is the best band alive way better than those posers slipknot

mushroomhead by Xx12gageXx April 3, 2009

Blue Mushroom 

The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.

I was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!

Blue Mushroom by johnredcorn69! August 24, 2009