Masturdate

Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.

Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.

Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.

by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018

Buttock Mustard

The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex

"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"

by dann2cv November 17, 2009

Cunt Mustard

A person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female.

That chick is cunt mustard.

by newphraseman July 28, 2011

Mustard

it supposedly means you have a juicy dick.. and is most commonly held on a name that starts with an S or D. If you get your hands on one of those than be sure to get in their pants as soon as possible!

That sam he must have a Mustard

by justin.yomamma March 5, 2011

raw mustard

A nickname for Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist (FMA).

Roy Mustang military rank:colonal a.k.a. The flame alchemist.

Roy Mustang is so cool!
Don't you mean "Raw Mustard"?

by ~Amorith January 20, 2006

Mustard gas

when u squeeze a bottle of mustard and no mustard comes out it’s just mustard gas

oh no it’s only mustard gas faggot

by Lisa conners February 18, 2019

masturdate

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.

by MiscTiger May 28, 2013