Rack Monster

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.

"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."

by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009

Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.

"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005

Neoteric Monastic

(Noun) a member of a community which is classified as being both part of the new monasticism movement and the interspirituality movement.

The Universal Order of Sannyasa is a neoteric monastic community envisioned by Br. Wayne Teasdale and formally founded January 9, 2010.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Monostrous

(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.

1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.

2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.

by Baarakiss March 22, 2009

McNastyism

McNastyism is the religion in where the followers believe that Becker is god!This religion dates back to ancient times and was first established on the Isle of Bekker, an island neighboring the lost city of Atlantis! Becker is thought to be the lost god of sex and violence in greek mythology but due to his controversial behavior the greek people feared him and wrote him out of there history! The havok armada of the isle of Bekker later recovered the McNasty Gospels just south of Atlantis and soon after found the Book of Mastercox and the commandments of weaver completing the holy trinity of McNastyism!The religion then was lost for several years until the time of the salem witch hunts where an alleged witch discovered the location of the 3 books and then in the early 90's a pbs film crew discovered some relics of beckers while searching for atlantis! Now McNastyism is an increasingly popular religion! Well known followers of McNastyism include; Matt Becker, Kyle Cox, Kenton Weaver, The cast of Bio-Dome,over half of Hollywood, and The Trix Rabbit who is a high preist!

Theologian: What religion do you practice?

Guy at the porn shop: McNastyism duh!

Theologian: ah yes very good! Me too my son!

by matt-becker April 6, 2009

Monster Freak

Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.

by DJ teh Beast December 29, 2009