Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
Get the Momma tea timemug. by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018
Get the Ur momma trufflemug. Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022
Get the Mommamug. When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work
Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!
Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried
by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022
Get the Momma-birdingmug. Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.
You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.
You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.
I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.
You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.
I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023
Get the Momma’s childmug. 
The house someone grew up on, their mom's house. Usually referenced in rap when someone was kicked out of that house or decided to leave by themselves.
"Yeah man, at 15 I was already out my momma's house and working on my new mixtape while couch surfing."
by Smooth Rana November 6, 2020
Get the Momma's housemug.