St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

minnix

A creature existing purely in the world of fantasy. At fist glance its fluffy white fur, large eyes, and ability to grant wishes seem top attract people to this creature. However, be warned it is notorious for getting other creatures smoked because of its own shortcomings, failing miserably at feats of strength, and urinating at inappropriate times and in front of important individuals, who tell it to remain "classy."

That minnix just scurried by me and started doing air squats.

by bilbo _teabaggins August 18, 2010

Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.

Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.

by povspam August 19, 2013

Shoreview Minnesota

Boring. Shoreview is a boring town of boringness. It takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in Shoreview.

Shoreview Minnesota resident #1:Let's go out to eat.
Shoreview resident #2: Road trip!!

by Pharel June 6, 2009

Monnie

A Monnie is the act of uranating, half concious, in the house (e.g. hallway) of a friend after a long night of getting wasted.

"hey you did a monnie last night xD"

"omg what??"

"we had to clean it uppp T.T"

by riverfool May 9, 2009

Minnetonka

BEAST! A great school. Everyone is rich, and everyone thinks their problems are worse than everyone elses. Minnetonka is good at everything though, and other cities around it are just jealous. Everyone wants to be a skipper! Excelsior is the funnest city in Minnetonka. It also has a great trail for walking, biking, and getting raped!!(jk)

dude #1: I really wish I went to Minnetonka!
dude #2: Why? I hate it here!
dude #1: Well its way better than any other school!
dude #2: Yeah, I guess your right, haha you cake eater!!

by blahblah!10 April 28, 2011