A creature existing purely in the world of fantasy. At fist glance its fluffy white fur, large eyes, and ability to grant wishes seem top attract people to this creature. However, be warned it is notorious for getting other creatures smoked because of its own shortcomings, failing miserably at feats of strength, and urinating at inappropriate times and in front of important individuals, who tell it to remain "classy."
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