minnix

A creature existing purely in the world of fantasy. At fist glance its fluffy white fur, large eyes, and ability to grant wishes seem top attract people to this creature. However, be warned it is notorious for getting other creatures smoked because of its own shortcomings, failing miserably at feats of strength, and urinating at inappropriate times and in front of important individuals, who tell it to remain "classy."

That minnix just scurried by me and started doing air squats.

minnix by bilbo _teabaggins August 18, 2010

Minnix

A creature referenced in numerous obscure works by a variety of fantasy authors. The minnix is described as being blatantly homosexual, a notorious lazy scurve, a blue falcon, and lacking any useful skills other than the ability to do numerous air squats. The minnix is reported to inhabit subtropical regions of North America such as Florida.

Frodo's journey to Mt. Doom was impeded by a particularly troublesome minnix, who although male, dressed as a female and scurved out of any work that he came across.

Minnix by Dirk_Diggler69 August 20, 2010

minnix

A tall, lanky and pale teenager

That dumb fool is almost as tall as minnix

minnix by John Nevins February 5, 2008

minnie horse cum 

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen

Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”

minnie horse cum by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022

Minnie 

a very cute lady who can always makes your heart melts with her smile. However, cuteness is just one side of her, and within it, there is beauty. Yes, she's a combination of cuteness and beauty and, when you realize that, you will not be able to move your sight away from her since then. Nevertheless, Minnie is always a good listener and whenever you are depressed, she always try to do something to cheer you up. Therefore, she's a friend who you should never missed since she cares more than anyone and treat you with honesty. If you know a Minnie in your life, your lucky. Because with her, your life will always be filled of color.

Minnie buy minnie mugs & shirts

Minnie by piggypiggypiggy October 6, 2012

mintixx 

a fucking schmexy montage man

mintixx's montages are insane

mintixx by MINTIXX IS OP November 23, 2020

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022