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Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.
John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........
by mrm5593 September 26, 2006
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minner

A male spinner, or a short, petite man who has sex with a larger woman.
He's cute, but he's too short, I could never bang him. He's a minner!
by dhess March 23, 2011
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minnechaug

a place outside Springfield, also known as The Chog, where everyone has an attitude and the girls enunciate phrases like "oh my god" so that they are "ohh myyy gowwwdddddddd"
-my cousins are from minnechaug, they never shut up, have a really bad attitude, and hate it when i make fun of how they talk.
by motrucker December 20, 2007
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coon rapids minnesota

The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work
by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017
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Minneapolis snowcone

The act of two gay men going out into a cold dark alley, one of the men performing fellatio on the other and choking on the fallus, subsequently vomiting onto the member itself. Due to the intense cold, the vomit freezes securely onto the penis and is later licked off like the consumption of a snowcone. The reference to Minneapolis is due to its high gay population, as well as its blistering cold.
Mike and his new friend Darren met at "The Tool Box" and immediately hit it off. Later, Darren gave Mike the best MINNEAPOLIS SNOWCONE he had ever had.
by Natarito Barrito May 28, 2006
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Minnesota

Minnesota is a state with judge mental people, rude people, stupid people, ugly women, people like to Harass in this state, very crappy state with Awful public schools.
Minnesota
by Mad dude November 12, 2020
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Minnesota Finger Fuck

A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's
Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
by queef247 March 8, 2011
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