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E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021
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turbo midget

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.
by mmoponcho May 19, 2021
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bloody midget

by Big nibba gay boi May 26, 2021
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Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."
Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!
by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022
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dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
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Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022
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Gay midget porn

"What is gay midget porn"
"It is the best porn"
by Gay midget porn enjoyer October 31, 2022
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