mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.

Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.

by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016

mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

by diirtbaag August 3, 2016

mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

by alex3142 May 18, 2016

Mid Doig

To screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase.

Dude, that was a total mid doig.

by Jeffery Voltorb October 23, 2016

mid break

To be half way through a poo

The phone rang while I was mid break

by FortyP January 22, 2017

mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.

Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.

by guacsnotextra February 21, 2017

mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh

Tryna mid-date

by chikah April 3, 2017