Waterfall messaging

When someone sends you a cascade of consecutively long texts before you have a chance to respond.

Stop waterfall messaging me!

by Lizduck June 19, 2014

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

dick massage

dick massage: a full blown hand job.

"baby i'm going to give you a dick massage."

by SaRaH2572 October 5, 2005

Mexican back massage

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.

I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.

by ALY79 July 7, 2008

Linguam Massage

Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.

I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.

by Benjosan June 11, 2006