Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.

Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."

by Jordicolas November 16, 2020

faizan merchant

Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya “
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂

Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya “
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”

by Faizan Merchant November 17, 2020

Amaanah Merchant

Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.

"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"

by emma+macey4evr March 7, 2021

reroll merch

dope clothes you'd wear if you wanted to show off your support for the upcoming roblox game "reroll," and can be bought through the official Mistware Interactive group

"can ping?"

"ys
be foirmnal
be formal"

"how formal"

"Hey guys!

I've dropped new reroll merch."

by cripdk January 18, 2021

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.

Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.

by anonymous June 2, 2021