When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.
“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”
by Williamzmann January 27, 2021
Get the meloncollie mug.Melona is the term for a large group of watermelons. Melona can usually be found in groves, grocery stores, farmers markets, and other closely related places.
Cameron: "I passed by a group of Melona the other day."
Macy: "Were they in a field?"
Cameron: "Grocery store actually. Tons of Melona in boxes.
Macy: "Were they in a field?"
Cameron: "Grocery store actually. Tons of Melona in boxes.
by waitwhatthefrickamidoing June 15, 2021
Get the Melona mug.A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge
by matt minge November 1, 2006
Get the Water melon minge mug.by dirty rob February 23, 2003
Get the melon mug.Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one
by master deepeazy August 10, 2010
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by hellbentforpleather September 4, 2016
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