whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

merch

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.

I merch during weekends.

by therapist032 August 28, 2010

dirt merchant

Slang for a real estate agent

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore

by ufcgooch April 4, 2007

Merch Gang

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.

George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017

Passion Merchant

Lonzo Ball

passion merchant is defined as a person like Lonzo Ball Is just running around doing nothing

by IQ Lorddd November 2, 2021

Merch™

Really sexXxi, hot, gorgeous... wanted by Megan!

Whoo hoo look it's Robbie! :P

by Megan July 25, 2004

Smear Merchants

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)

Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants

by EmJayee June 2, 2019