Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011

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Moating

The act of motor-boating while moaning a song with your tongue out.

Guy #1, " I was moating this girl last night to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" when she yelled at me for getting slobber all over her..."
Guy#2 "What a bitch.. I love that song."

by passion_nipples October 23, 2011

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A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013

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making haste

To run or leave an area at a rapid pace.

After ding dong ditching the neighbor hood pervert you look over to u friend and say (we are making haste now)

by Jon trollinski January 16, 2014

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malinga swinger

The Malinga Swinger was created by the cricket bowler Lasith Malinga, in which the bowler swings his arm out very low to the side when released. It is very unorthodo, looks bad and is quite inaccurate, but it is very quick and powerful.

Guy 1: Did you see Oscar bowl?

Guy 2: yeah, it was a real Malinga Swinger

by yoyo513315 May 7, 2015

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