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teacher: welcome to math class.
question: if train Santa the blue nose donkey leaves at 1:98 and train be is having an existential crisis how many elephants are in a can of tuna? And also find x

the smart kid: there is 657 elephants in a can of tuna because one elephant is 4:00 and 45 elephants is 6:00 that means that if train be is a Feminist then waffles are red meaning that the answer is 657. also x is in a bar on the floor because he drank to much demond blood
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math fatigue

When you've done so much math that you lose your ability to do any more of it
I had a really hard math test today, so I have math fatigue. I can barely add or subtract
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Extra math

A useless math program that causes stress.
what has gone wrong with the computer?
i did extra math
oh...... that explains it
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AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
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Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.
Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.
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