mask

condom/ jimmie

i put a mask on to prevent being a daddy

by 69 December 22, 2003

Maksinchuk

Someone or something of complete stupidity, generally a small cranium lacking intelligence. Unable to perform simple tasks and rather than speak words will usually make idiotic noise followed by laughter.

guy #1: What is wrong with him?
guy #2: No clue, hes a complete maksinchuk
guy #3: Yeah hes a tiny headed bitch

by Mike Hunts 51345 February 3, 2010

mask wanker

Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic

Look at them sheep wearing masks

Mask wanker

by Giggidy79 December 19, 2021

australian smoke mask

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.

by dan barness December 28, 2009

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

Hillbilly Mask

When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"

"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)

by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007

Fart Mask

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010