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Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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The Maraca

The Maraca is achieved when someone inserts their massive throbbing cock into someone else's anus or vagina and thrashes it around inside them until the other persons ribs shatter. The broken bits of ribs should produce a rattling sound when the person is shaken.
Yea Tim, I turned Stacy into The Maraca last night.
by Shrub Toss May 29, 2016
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G'mara

G'mara is a kind and loving person who is always there for you

She will always make you feel special
She's also the strongest person you'll ever meet no matter what issues she might be going through she will always make time for her friends and family and always will care for you

She always knows how to make you laugh even in the worst situations

She is a beautiful and kind person everyone needs a G'mara to be there to care and love them
I want to be strong,kind,and beautiful like g'mara
by Briannnnnnaaaaaaa February 7, 2017
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Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.
Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can
by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018
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Lote Mara

Lote Maravilla is a gang in California, they fuck up putos from WSW. WSW be hiding from LMR tryna stay safe pero those foo’s don’t know that this little joto named Angel gonna be kidnapped one of these days by 18 or WSW or Z
Guy 1: Where you from homie
Guy 2: Lote Mara foo, so where you from vato
Guy 1: Oh shit Mara here too ese
by Jake2798 June 18, 2018
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Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.
Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.
by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019
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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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