marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

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Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

by Purple11star December 22, 2022

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Porn Marriage

When you in a relationship with someone in the adult life or sex worker, and you cool with it and don't give your partner any grief about selling themselves for cash.

I became a regular of ol girl and next thing I knew we was together as a couple and I ain't trip off she sell ass, we in a Porn Marriage.

by DaPunisha187 July 14, 2023

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Marriage

The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.

Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.

by YouAreWrongCannonball967 September 21, 2023

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Em and Ilayda should marry?

You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.

First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!

Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!

Isn’t that Em and Ilayda?
Yeah, they’re married.

Ilayda and Em marriage definition

by wemarried10 November 21, 2021

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