Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

maplestory

A kickass FREE MMORPG where you can make friends, kill monsters, and A LOT more. You can become an archer, a warrior, a thief, or a magician, and use a large variety of skills and items to kill monsters, level up, and gain new and usually better looking equipment or items.

A great way to spend your time is to play MapleStory.

by Cheezzy4ever May 19, 2008

Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020

maplewood kids

kids primarily from maplewood middle school who are not as cool, popular and/or accepted as much as the south orange kids (kids primarily having gone to south orange middle school).

it's really not a suprise that the maplewood kids didnt get into the party considering they just don't make the social standards.

by naomor daltgan July 30, 2008

MapleGeek

Honestly, it's the best private server MapleStory has EVER had until Jon got lazy and decided to NOT update. The rates were low, the people were great, and the events were amazing. Not to mention, the GMs (game masters) were GREAT. I particularly liked one named Peter (Bacardi), whom I dated for 6 months until he found out I was cheating on him... But that's another story. Thanks to Jon (locolijo), we don't have this server anymore. Thanks, Jon.

Peter- hai baby. let's go play some MapleGeek?
Amber- We can't, remember? Jon didn't want to keep the server running.

Dirk-After Odin went to hell, I started to play MapleGeek. Yuo should come with me.
Amber- Are the rates good?
Dirk- Better than Odin!
Amber-I'm there!

by `Wartooth! December 21, 2008

Maplestory

The best game you will ever play. It is so awsome, leprachauns will rape your toes if you do not play it. The will tap that ass until you play it. So play it. Play it. PLAY IT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Guy 1:I hate maplestory.

Guy 2:*Shoots guy 1"

by Acrylic1337 February 18, 2009

Mabler Napplies

Nipples that are the size of marbles or larger.

That bitch has got some major mabler napplies.

by DustoDude June 2, 2008