Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"

by Livi24 May 19, 2017

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

Manonos

A tacky pair of shoes, usually worn by a very tacky ho that is trying to pass them off for an expensive pair of actual Manolo Blahnik shoes.

"Ewww...Melissa look, that ho is tryna show her shit...everybody knows those is Manono's she gots on her damn feet!"

by toryanna June 5, 2005

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008