A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?
Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.
Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.
by PandaEdge November 1, 2021
Get the Providence Place Mallmug. A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
Get the Mall Headache (MH)mug. The increasing mall sprawl has disrupted wildlife and archaeological sites and there is nothing we can do about it, as Americans are hell bent on shopping.
by amesababe December 20, 2010
Get the mall sprawlmug. by Cyber sex master May 4, 2024
Get the Yellow Mallmug. A location in Fortnite Season 9 where bots visit to play in the arcade, eat pizza or take a green pump to the face. Chances are you came here to complete a challenge or collect a Fortbyte. If you are generally here as a tactical call you probably drink Red Bull for Breakfast and suffer from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
by Dailystraw July 8, 2019
Get the Mega Mallmug. Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025
Get the going to the mallmug. by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
Get the Maserati Mall Ratmug.