iron maiden

A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces

Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010

iron maiden

Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.

Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.

by overrated May 13, 2005

Iron Maiden

When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse

I can't wait to iron maiden the twins

by The One and Only Uncle Jesse August 28, 2013

Iron Maiden

a band that has yet to start not sucking

they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou

by you suck you FUCKin SHMUCK January 14, 2005

iron maiden

Very crappy metal band. Most of their songs follow a cookie-cutter power-ballad: Each song starts mid-tempo or slow, then after a few very repetive verses there is a guitar solo which starts at a slow tempo then suddenly gets fast in the middle, at which point the solo becomes totally unrelated to the song (listeners are supposed to think its good though). Iron maiden songs often repeat the same chorus four or five times in the same song. Be warned that Iron Maiden fans might actually get violent if you point out to them that iron maiden songs generally exemplify poor musicianship.

"Stranger in a strange land" is a cooky cutter power-balad with a crappy guitar solo and an over-repeated chorus. When is Iron Maiden going to learn to write decent songs?

by Haggot May 26, 2005

Iron Maiden

Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.

Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.

by Tobey March 19, 2004

Iron Maiden

A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.

Iron Maiden can suck my wang.

by }{{}}{ October 8, 2005