Miles fucking Kane

A scouse musician,

Who is the most perfect person on this earth he’s so perfect. he’s beautiful at the guitar, his energy on stage is other worldly, he pulled Alex Turner (lead singer of arctic monkeys), he’s the most gorgeous person, great personality, is besties with Lana Del Ray, was in a band with Matt Helders (drummer of arctic monkeys) and Graham Coxon (guitarist of blur )(the jaded hearts club) pretty hands, makes stunning music, ONEE MANNN BANDDD, has brilliant music taste, looks like he gives the best hugs ever, has the most contagious and life giving laugh ever, AND he can pull off a buzz cut.

“MILES MILES MILES FUCKING KANE”
“Who the fuck is that?”
“Are you dumb or something he’s the most perfect guy in the world.”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

booty miles

Unit of measurement when counting sex as a workout.

"I didn't feel like getting up for my run today, so I stayed in bed and I logged some booty miles..."

by sammieH99 September 4, 2013

420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.

"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"

by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017

500 miles

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door

by LizaGaye August 13, 2019

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

International milf day

It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.

Damn, I can't wait for international milf day

by Dxrmal on sc June 4, 2021

Pulling a Miles

Being gay and stupid and weird and awkward as shit.

Man, he keeps pulling a miles.

by omgkjdsabvlkv October 19, 2018