Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

laundry math anxiety

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.

B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.

Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.

by aperritano July 7, 2009

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

pass math

The calculations that college students do to determine what grades they will need to earn on remaining assignments in order to pass the class.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.

I did the pass math and now I know that I only have to get a D on the final paper.

by alyzaraelynn December 14, 2016

Extra math

A useless math program that causes stress.

what has gone wrong with the computer?
i did extra math
oh...... that explains it

by :Define April 10, 2017