Turkish lunch

A Turkish lunch is the practice of eating an other persons sperm out of a woman’s coochie.

Bill: hey Susan, your dad makes a bomb ass Turkish lunch!!!

by Term-inator July 25, 2023

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

Lunch Lady

When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady

Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”

by Bryscuit July 17, 2021

school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food

bro school lunch is a scam

by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

she's at lunch

a poor excuse by pink collar workers who are helping their female friend be lazy and avoid answering phone calls of high importance at corporate/bureaucratic/government agencies. 9 times out of 10 its so they can fuck their boyfriend in the bathroom while on the clock.

*phone rings*
-Goldberg Financial, Patti speaking
-Hi, I never received my paycheck and I need to talk to Melissa, who is in charge of my account
-Oh She's at lunch, can I take a message?
-NO! WTF?!!! MY FAMILY IS STARVING, THE RENT IS DUE, AND I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE HALF HOUR BREAK IN A 12 HOUR SHIFT TO GET THIS HANDLED WTF?!!

by crudmonkey October 9, 2020

Lunch of Shame

Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday

Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?

Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover

by RayLay23 February 23, 2012

Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.

"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021