Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

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A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock

Hey here comes Luke.

He's so hot.

Yeah but he has a small dick.

Yeah I know

You've slept with him too?

Yeah everyone has.

by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016

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Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real

“Have you met Luke”

“No but I’ve heard of him”

by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018

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A super cocky guy, known for being sassy in everything he does. Often, he has a last name that is hard to pronounce, and is generally italian. Also, they are great at taking beautiful selfies. He's a player as well.

Wow, remember when Luke posted a dick pic to his snapchat story!

by therealqueenb May 30, 2014

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A stuck up prick who is so up his own arse he can't see the feelings of anyone else but hisself. Someone who is hard to figure out and is as evil as lord voldemort.

Girl: dump him he's such a Luke

by Ugly1234567890 April 2, 2012

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