Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014

LOT

Lads On Tour

person 1: Oi, which team killed you during the war in minecraft?

person 2: The LOT, it stands for lads on tour or something.

by Its_Ghosty_ May 2, 2022

Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet

Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot

by Dam0ntee February 24, 2021

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨

Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

a lot*

A term used by fucking assholes who think they are superior to everyone and everything to ever exist because they don't make minor spelling mistakes

Person 1: I have alot of guitar picks
Person 2: a lot*
Person 3: This is why your wife would rather sleep with me, Daniel.

by EmperorOfSweeze April 16, 2023

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

Hot Lot

N. This term describes the one high school clique in which all of it's associates are physically attractive. They are usually known to be snobby, and will not talk to anyone besides themselves. They will usually grow up to be unsuccessful.

We can't hang out with them, they're the Hot Lot.

by Prazzo July 21, 2009