Lisa

The short kid who's most likely addicted to anime and genshin impact. Probably never does homework.

Don't be like Lisa and do your homework.

by vxzions September 15, 2021

Lisa

someone who orders a diet coke on a flight. its well known that flight attendants hate pouring diet coke because its much fizzier than other soda and takes three times as long to pour.

we'll never get through second service with all the Lisas on this flight.

by newtyp October 21, 2021

lisa pinho

A perfect person

you're a lisa pinho

by kalebbutler May 10, 2018

last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024

Lisa

She likes to move her body a lot and that's why she couldn't stand straight for a long time. She sleeps 9 hours a day. She knows how to box. She becomes sad when she is away from her family. Her most charming moments are when she laughs. Her fashion style is casual/street. Her favorite season is summer. She is very nice, and pretty, but get on her bad side and you'll see.

Who's that?

Oh that's Lisa. The most popular girl in the school.

She's pretty.

Ye but don't get on her bad side.

by never__mind December 6, 2023

Heaving Lisa

When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.

Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..

by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021

Lisa

Lisa hates her name more than anything and prefers to use her second name instead.She looks pretty average but has friends that’ll always tell her how beautiful she is and it annoys her cuz they’re all lying cunts :)

She is actually pretty stupid and everyone she left behind knows that.

Jonas :Isn’t that the fat wale Asian with acne and slit eyes ?

Theo: Yeah Lisa,the narrow minded slut!

by Maciek’s gonna read this November 19, 2018