donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017

licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023

Lick Naw

(n.) a term used in a variety and diverse set of ways.

Can be used as a person that passes out after 3 beers, a man that is terrible at swimming.

Did you see Timmy at the party, what a Lick Naw.

by The Bonzi May 12, 2009

tip licking

the act of a french woman taking the moist tip of the gentlemen's penis as the man ejaculates on the french woman's face and body

she is into tip licking

by trouser browser August 31, 2016

Tit Lick

The 360 degree circular rotation of what believers of the holy erector (Erection)would do to nipples of woman.

"Dude yesterday I Tit Licked my girlfriend and unloaded a alot on her tits!"

by Thomas and Jesse October 31, 2008