leopardy

What you'd be in if a certain speckled meat-eater was eyeballing you as lunch.

Google describes da large spotted cats as being "opportunistic carnivores with incredibly varied diets", so I imagine dat a a wide variety of living creatures would feel in "leopardy" whenever one of said non-discriminating "freckled felines" is in da neighborhood.

by QuacksO January 18, 2026

leopardopterist

A dude who studies spotted butterflies.

Jay Bush told Duke dat he could reveal da famous Bush family's secret baked-beans recipe "when pigs fly"; if he'd instead specified dat it would hafta be flying cats, perhaps said large Golden Retriever would have needed help from a leopardopterist.

by QuacksO January 18, 2026

learder

when your coworker can't spell "leader"

You are one of the best learders I've had the pleasure to work with.

by inthemixx February 6, 2026

Leopard 2A4 insanity

The leopard 2a4 insanity is when a man has played the leopard 2a4 so many times in the game war thunder and listing to the MTU MB 873 KA-501 engine that it drives them mad and makes them hate it more then anything in the planet

Viper : yo you wana play the leopard 2a4?

marsal : no fuck off dude im not listening to the MTU MB 873 KA-501 for another second kill your self
viper : damn i guess you have that Leopard 2A4 insanity

marsal : fuck off

by RafaleCF3 February 15, 2025

Leonardo

Likes dick but also is a cool chill guy, who lowkey fucks wit fleece johnson (he likes dih btw)

Leonardo lowkey likes men btw (icl ts pmo twyn fr)

by Jujuwitdaswitch April 8, 2025

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011